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  • bank robber:haha no it doesn't kill you unless i fire it. it's a metaphor

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
skatieb:

Gimme ten meat lovers pizzas plz

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat)

hollow-craters:

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS


This is Victoria.

sasstiel-has-arrived:

TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

killedmycatatemytailor:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

killtheweirdkid:

stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

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It’s a fine day when the Hannibal fandom successfully freaks out the Supernatural fandom.

(Source: neptunain)

warpedtoursmoshpit:

therickyhorrorpictureshow:

this is actually the best representation of every concert ever

fucking love this.
so-personal:

everything personal♡
damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth
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