American horror story
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so I said
"Do you really think you should fall in love with someone’s genitals over their soul? Because that’s shallow and sad"
And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn’t said a word for the past hour screamed “OH BURN” and hit my aunt with a fly swatter
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
Owls don’t exist
Anyone who believes in owls is a communist.
I said it on the internet so now it has to be true.
BOOM. This is how politics get done.