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kaliforhnia:

I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.

A guy called me today and I told him he had the wrong number and he said ‘Fuck!’ and hung up on me.

2 minutes later he called again.

disaffecting:

now listen here you little shit

Hey so if you’re into indie Horror games check out this great kickstarter.

I pledged, I’m really stoked to play this game

Comatose - Kickstarter

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

(Source: baebees)

ultrafacts:

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surprisebitch:

babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you sergeant, general, commander. you’d be my authority figure

(Source: surprisebitch)

disabilityinkidlit:

[photo of a school assignment that says: “Writing in Math. Evan told his class that the people in his family have 14 legs altogether. Quinton said Evan must have 7 people in his family. Is Quinton correct Explain why or why not.” The answer given is: “Yes, because 14 : 2 = 7, but not everyone has two legs. Go to www.woundedwarriorproject.org.]
amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

speedups:

when your favorite mutual unfollows you

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actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

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