I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.
A guy called me today and I told him he had the wrong number and he said ‘Fuck!’ and hung up on me.
2 minutes later he called again.
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I pledged, I’m really stoked to play this game
i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league
babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you sergeant, general, commander. you’d be my authority figure