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  • Me:1212 boogie boogie avenue.

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

annoyinger:

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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"what are you gonna do?? throw me in jail???"

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison
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